OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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