He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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