can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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