Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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