Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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