whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
