we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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