I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I have aggressive nipples.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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