sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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