I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I need water and some morals
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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