So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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