i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
