I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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