We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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