im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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