So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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