Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
