taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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