She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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