all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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