doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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Have fun and good luck.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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