I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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