My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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