I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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