I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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