just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
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