But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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