When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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