butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I pour the whiskey from now on
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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