My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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