I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Randomize
