That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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