STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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