Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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