Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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