Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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