Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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