Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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