Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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