Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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