Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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