If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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