Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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