so explain again why im purple
no
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Randomize
