i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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