I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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