A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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