Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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