OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
This is not my ceiling
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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