I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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