Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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