what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
They took my balls.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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